His Name’s Gizmo And He’s Really Excited Inside
“Yay.”
Photos by ©HeyGizmo - Via Tastefully Offensive
cashier: that’ll be $29.50
me:
His Name’s Gizmo And He’s Really Excited Inside
“Yay.”
Photos by ©HeyGizmo - Via Tastefully Offensive
cashier: that’ll be $29.50
me:
I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it.
It’s an insightful answer at the very least
Rogers: Be Kind To Other People
Irwin: Be Kind To Animals
Ross: Be Kind To Yourself.
inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:
I’ve met this girl 😂
IM CRYING
JESUS
genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first
me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal
genie: that’s a pretty cool wish you still have 3 that one was on me
she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart
passing a group of men in public:
I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school
I got one at my university my senior year.
My roommates were horrified.
sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby.